You've heard everything before you're following a sport, right? Let's see.
first "The defense wins the championship": No, actually teams and individuals win a league title. In addition, Bill Belichick has indeed proved that fraud, not defense, won the championship. And he also showed that when this is the most important game in your career and you do not cheat, you will choke, er, lose. Geez, what a shame.
2nd "Most Games Won in Practice": I do not know if this is true but painfully I know where most games are lost … this would be Philadelphia.
3rd "White people can not jump": OK, that's true. (Do not tell Dick Fosbury).
4th "Good pitching punch a good punch": Actually, even the bad pitching hits a good punch – even the good hitters get a hit just 3 times 10, which means the hitter actually dropped beat 7 times out of 10. As always, flawless logic.
5th "Athletes do not use steroids to help them perform better.": Yes, yes, and I look disgusted when the dancers go out of basketball matches.
6th "Boxer needs to stay away when he is struggling for a fight": Not true – he needs a lot of sex (raising blood testosterone levels) – just not at the sparring sessions at the same time.
7th "Golf is not a sport – it does not require athletic ability": It seems this has proven – some golfers who have never heard of, recently won the US Open with a broken leg.
8th "The most difficult thing is to defeat a baseball in the sport": in fact, it's the hardest thing in the sport to stop baseball. I mean, you have so little time to react when the jug is accusing you.
ninth "The midfielder is the most important place in football": No, stupid, the center is the most important position in football, because the midfielder will never get the ball if it is not in the middle. There is no football, no scoring (unless you are Tom Brady, who seems to lose too much for his own benefit).
10th "Most of the team wants to win": Generally not true – the most talented team will win most of the time (otherwise football), then the team with the best penalties will win because it was another 120 minute 0-0 tie!).
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